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Ursula von der Leyen, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are granted an audience with God. Each can ask one question.
Ursula starts: "what will happen to my beloved European Union in 50 years?"
God answers "it will fall apart and be mostly dictated by Russian interests."
Ursula turns away, crying.
Next Putin asks God: "what will happen to my great Russian Federation in the next 50 years?"
God answers: "well, it will become a Chinese Colony."
Putin turns away and cries.
Next Trump asks God: "what will happen to the USA in 50 years after I reformed it with my MAGA movement?"
(If you know Hegel you can already guess the Answer)
God turns away and cries.